Bottle of robert's port

Bottle of robert's port
Released							19 November 2025 (Update)
Members							Yes
Quest item							No
Properties
Tradeable							No
Equipable							No
Stackable							No
Noteable							No
Options							Drink, Destroy
Destroy							You can get another from a sealed crate in the sea.
Examine							Who is Robert and why does he have his own port? We will never know.
Values
Value							50 coins
Alchemy							Not alchemisable
Weight							0.003 kg
Advanced data
Item ID							31897
Link							MOID

A bottle of robert's port is an alcoholic drink acquired by prying open a sealed crate in Pilgrims' Passage, just south-east of Chinchompa Island. Doing so requires a crowbar in the inventory, which in turn requires completion of Prying Times to obtain.

Drinking the bottle grants 75 Sailing experience, and will deal damage equal to 10% of the player's maximum hitpoints (rounded down) five separate times; this can kill the player if their health is too low.

Having cooked fish in the inventory will negate one instance of damage, while a regular kebab will fully protect the player from the drink's effects. Ugthanki, super, and Varlamorian kebabs will not work. Also simply disembarking at a port will stop the damage.

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Tools	Captain's log Spyglass Current duck Crowbar Fishbowl helmet Diving apparatus Portable weather station data filled
NPCs	Meaty Aura Logist Victoria Kebbit-Monkfish Marina Kebbit-Monkfish Selina Kebbit-Monkfish Gloria Kebbit-Monkfish Christina Kebbit-Monkfish
Scenery	Sealed crate Advert Atoll cape flag Bananaless boat Barracuda grade rope Barrel of halberd poles Bird nest Boat shaped ice Box of outfits Broken crane Charred remains of a table Charts in a bottle Chest of equipment Collapsed crab hole Corpse Crab apple tree Crab monument Crashed glider Crystal dinghy Dead magical plant Dictionary Discarded plough Diseased coral Dragon activity marker Dragon scales Elven river mine Empty rowboat Enormous skeleton Floating brooms Floating eggs Floating sled Gnome the ball Golem corpse Horde of tiny sea creatures Jellyfish Kraken slime Lightning rod Lurking Shadow Magical wards Map in a bottle Megashrimp droppings Mid Feldip Ridge Notice from General Khazard Old camp Ominous sea light Partial ship Periscope Poison spill Polite notice Port roberts jail visitors book Prop shipwreck Rapids? Rock of Colbansea Row boat Sabotaged mooring point Safe kebbit burrow Sand pit Seagull Nest Sharhai's purse Shark corpse Shifter corpse Ship in a bottle Sign Spiny kraken corpse Stone tablet Suspicious eyes Tangle of fishing nets The Minor Conch Thorns Tiny briny shrimp Toad spawn Treacherous rock Treasure chest Tree roots Waterlogged book Wrecks Barracuda ship Balanced Ballast Counterweight Desert Trout Fearless Fremennik Floaty Boaty Grandyozenaym Last Song Lunar Longship Pandemonium II Pandemonium III Salty Grouper Shelled Snail Soul Searcher
Bottles	Alco-sol Almost smuggled rum Alone at sea Banana daiquiri Banker's draught Barracuda brew Black lobster ale Captain cat's black rum Captain clop's mango gin Creator's cocktail Crocodile tears Crystal clear vodka Crystal clear water Delicate elven wine Destructor's cocktail Dognose draught Dwarvern wizard's stout bomb Elidinis's life water Exile's welcome Fish bladder stoutier Fishier bladderier stout Fishtongue tonic Get to the point punch Goldless asgoldian ale Graveyard corpse reviver Headless unicornman's heady beer Impling surprise Kgp standard issue martini Kharazi cooler Light in the dark Lunarshine Monkfish bladder stout Mystery fruit cider Myths mighty mixer Ogre prayer potion Ol' random's reddest rum Oo'glug Platinum rum Portal nexus perry Possible albumen Potterington's marrow wine Puzzlers poteen Robert's port Sea shandy 2 Sea spray Self-congratulation wine Slippery snake skins in possibly gravy Slug's mind balm Sorodamin's bru Soul Soul juice Spinner's last gasp Spinning comp-kvass Suqah-free cola Tangled toad's legs cider The endless night The way home Underground passteurised milk Waterbirth blue lagoon Weiss meltwater Wild wood whisky Winter sun Zogre's sloppy kisses Zul-rye beer Items Daddy's special water's special water The melted rocks Chuck up's 'stew' Mystery fruit Rare black lobster NPCs A corpse Angry tortugan Banana Blue dagannoth Chinchompa chum Chuck up Daddy's special water Dinky the drink troll Drink troll queen Drink troll Drunken Dwarf Mystery fruit Racoon buddy Sailing cat Snakeling Squirrel friend The rocks
Rewards	Kraken ink stout Perildance bitter Trawler's trust Horizon's lure