Drunken Dwarf

Random eventForgettable TaleSwan Song

Drunken Dwarf
Released								6 April 2004 (Update)
Members								No
Race								Dwarf
Quest								No
Location								Random
League region								General✓
Gender								Male
Options								Talk-to, Dismiss
Examine								He's had a fair bit to drink...
Advanced data
NPC ID								322
Link								MOID

The drunken dwarf is a random event who occasionally appears and talks to players. If the player responds, the dwarf will give them a kebab and a beer.

• Prior to the random event update, he would throw rocks and damage the player if the player didn't respond.

• The drunken dwarf is seen in final cutscene of the Forgettable Tale of a Drunken Dwarf quest. After the quest, if the player responds to the drunken dwarf, he will speak of the player's 'Kebab stories' from the end of the quest and give the player a beer and kebab as normal.
  • Before completing said quest, dialogue with Kjut refers the Drunken Dwarf as a relative of the Drunken Dwarf in Keldagrim.
• During Swan Song, the Drunken Dwarf is seen harassing the Wise Old Man outside of the Pyramid Plunder pyramid, where he was subsequently vaporised by the Wise Old Man.
• During the My Arm's Big Adventure quest, the Drunken Dwarf will wander too close to the goutweed that My Arm is attempting to grow and will be thrown off a mountain. A nameless newborn troll then attempts to eat his leg, earning the name Drunken Dwarf's Leg.

v t e Kebabs
Kebab	Kebab Drunken Dwarf Kebab (scenery)
Ugthanki kebab	Ugthanki Ugthanki kebab (bad) Onion Tomato Chopped onion Chopped tomato Onion & tomato Ugthanki & tomato Ugthanki & onion Kebab mix Raw ugthanki meat Ugthanki meat Pitta bread Pitta dough Burnt pitta bread
Super kebab	Super kebab Red hot sauce
Varlamorian kebab	Varlamorian kebab
Kebab sellers	Ali the Kebab seller Emelio Karim Kjut
Event	Kristmas kebab Special super hot kebab

v t e Random events
Beekeeper	Bee keeper Beekeeper's outfit Hat Top Legs Gloves Boots
Certer	Niles Miles Giles
Drill Demon	Sergeant Damien Sit up Push up Star jump Jog Camouflage outfit Helmet Top Bottoms Scenery Exercise mat Sign Oak tree Obstacle net Tree Target
Evil twin	Postie Pete Molly Suspect Scenery Evil claw Control panel Cogs Junk
Evil Bob	Evil Bob Servant Fishlike thing Raw fishlike thing ScapeRune Portal Fishing spot Uncooking pot
Freaky Forester	Freaky Forester Pheasant Raw pheasant Lederhosen outfit Hat Top Shorts Scenery Tree
Gravedigger	Leo Coffin Zombie Walk Zombie Dance Zombie outfit Mask Shirt Trousers Gloves Boots Scenery Mausoleum Grave Gravestone
Jekyll and Hyde	Dr Jekyll Mr Hyde
Kiss the frog	Frog Frog Prince Frog Princess Frog token Royal frog costume Frog mask Royal frog tunic Royal frog leggings Royal frog blouse Royal frog skirt
Maze	Mysterious Old Man Strange shrine Chest
Mime	Mime Strange watcher Glass Box Climb Rope Lean Glass Wall Mime outfit Mask Top Legs Gloves Boots
Pinball	Flippa Tilt
Prison Pete	Prison Pete Balloon Animal Prison key
Quiz Master	Quiz Master Mystery box Stale baguette
Surprise Exam	Dunce Mr. Mordaut Book of knowledge Students Zombie Giant Mummy Goblin Classroom scenery Door Empty desk Coat rack Rat wheel Rocking unicorn Students' art Toy corner Work board (runes) Work board
Sandwich lady	Sandwich lady Baguette Triangle sandwich Square sandwich Chocolate bar Kebab Roll Meat pie
Other	Capt' Arnav's Chest Capt' Arnav Count Check Drunken Dwarf Genie Lamp Pillory Pillory Guard Rick Turpentine Spinach roll Strange plant Strange fruit Scrapped events Duke of Bridgelum Pious Pete Taper Speedy Gnome Savage bird Brownie

v t e Astral Contact

NPCs

Honest Jimmy Bert Advisor Ghrim Dark Mage Lanthus Murphy Cyrisus Smoggy Captain Ginea Watson Barbarian guard Amy Slayer masters Turael Aya Mazchna Achtryn Vannaka Chaeldar Nieve Steve Duradel Kuradal Krystilia Konar quo Maten Mortimer Random 1337mage43 Al Kharid Camel Ali the Sandsweeper Aris Blurberry Bob the Cat Captain Cain Clay golem Drunken Dwarf Evil Dave Father Urhney General Wartface Hans Helpline Assistant Homunculus KGP Agent Lumbridge Cow Lumbridge Guide Lumbridge Sheep Man My Arm Osman Party Pete Romeo Sandwich lady Wise Old Man

• In Swan Song, the Drunken Dwarf is revealed to have 40 hitpoints.