Postie Pete

NormalEvil Twin

Postie Pete
Released								24 April 2006 (Update)
Members								No
Race								Skeleton
Location								See article
League region								General✓
Gender								Male
Options								Talk-to
Examine								Posts things.
Advanced data
NPC ID								3291
Link								MOID

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	It's Pete!
The jingle that plays when Pete appears.

Postie Pete is a sentient skull and postman. He delivers all of the 'Postbag from the Hedge' letters to their destinations and ventures into whatever dangerous places he must to get there - although he can never be seen to do this in-game, preferring instead to pop up around Castle Wars, the Falador Party Room, Varrock Palace library, Ice Mountain, the Laughing Miner Pub, the Bandit Camp general store in the Wilderness, and the Ardougne Zoo.

He can speak over 1,000 languages, including wyvern, and when you encounter him he usually tells a rather weak joke. Before leaving the place he has spawned, he says I'd better head off., a pun on his lacking of a torso. Postie Pete will spend around 512 ticks in a given location, before moving on to the next one in the cycle.^[1]

He also appears to take the player to the evil twin random event.

Postie Pete will rotate appearances to each location in the order listed below, excluding appearances of the random event:

• Varrock Palace library, talking to Reldo
• Bandit Camp (Wilderness), talking to Noterazzo
• Laughing Miner Pub in Keldagrim, talking to the barmaid
• Castle Wars lobby, talking to Lanthus
• Falador Party Room, talking to Party Pete
• Ardougne Zoo, talking to Parroty Pete
• North of Port Phasmatys, talking to Pirate Pete
• Ice Mountain summit, talking to Oracle

• Postie Pete appears on one of the seven Postbag from the Hedge stamps.
• Postie Pete has a Crafting level of 1.^[2]
• Upon server resets, Postie Pete will spawn at Castle Wars, but will converse with the player as if they were at Ice Mountain.
• Attempting to talk to Postie Pete while he is trying to teleport will yield the message: Postie Pete is preparing to teleport somewhere else, distracting him could have some terrible side effects.
• Attempting to talk to Postie Pete while he has overhead text displayed will yield the message: Postie Pete is talking to someone - don't you know it's rude to interrupt?