Longhall Bouncer

Longhall Bouncer
Released								2 November 2004 (Update)
Members								Yes
Race								Human
Quest								The Fremennik Trials
Location								Rellekka
League region								Fremennik✓
Gender								Male
Options								Talk-to
Examine								He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground. That's how he got the job.
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Advanced data
NPC ID								813
Link								MOID

The Longhall bouncer guards the backstage entrance to the Rellekka Longhall Bar. After The Fremennik Trials, if players attempt to enter the stage, he will comment on how horrible their singing was.

• During The Fremennik Trials, the player can attempt to enter the backstage as 'an acapella bard', but regardless of the song chosen the bouncer will call the performance "a pile of tosh."
  • "Tie Me Chompy Bird Down" is possibly a reference to Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport by Australian singer Rolf Harris.
  • "Murphy Row The Boat Ashore" is possibly a reference to the traditional African-American spiritual Michael, Row the Boat Ashore, best known from a 1960 recording simply titled "Michael" by American folk group The Highwaymen.
  • "My Old Man's A Miner" is a reference to the song My Old Man's a Dustman, first recorded by British skiffle singer Lonnie Donegan.
  • "Elvarg The Magic Dragon" is a reference to the song Puff, the Magic Dragon by American folk group Peter, Paul and Mary.

v t e The Fremennik Trials
NPCs	Poison Salesman Council workman Lalli Askeladden Fossegrimen Yrsa Skulgrimen Thora the Barkeep Longhall Bouncer Sailor Styrmir Fremennik council Brundt the Chieftain Manni the Reveller Olaf the Bard Peer the Seer Sigli the Huntsman Sigmund The Merchant Swensen the Navigator Thorvald the Warrior Inga Agnar Sassilik Pontak Fisherman Enemies Koschei the deathless Lanzig Freidir Borrokar The Draugen
Items	Keg of beer Beer tankard Tankard Low alcohol keg Strange object Lit strange object Branch Pet rock Golden fleece Golden wool Wooden disk Magnet Blue thread Small pick Toy ship Old red disk Red disk Red herring Sticky red goop Frozen key Seer's key Hunters' talisman Legendary cocktail Champions token Unusual fish Custom bow string Sturdy boots Exotic flower Fremennik blade Bucket Empty 1/5ths full 2/5ths full 3/5ths full 4/5ths full Full Frozen Jug Empty 1/3rds full 2/3rds full Full Frozen Vase Vase Vase of water Vase lid Sealed vase Frozen vase Lyre Unstrung Lyre Enchanted Imbued Texts and scrolls Promissory note Warriors' contract Weather forecast Sea fishing map Tracking map Fiscal statement Fremennik ballad
Locations and scenery	Rellekka Rellekka Longhall Bar Golden tree Lalli's Stew Swaying tree Abstract mural
Music	Warrior
Related	Fremennik name Transcript Quick guide

v t e Rellekka
Inhabitants	Askeladden Blanin Borrokar Dron Fish monger Freidir Freygerd Fur trader Guard Ingrid Hradson Jennella Koschei the deathless Lanzig Lensa Market Guard Reeso Skulgrimen Thorodin Town Guard Volf Olafson Warrior Yrsa Fremennik council Agnar Brundt the Chieftain Fisherman Inga Manni the Reveller Olaf the Bard Peer the Seer Pontak Sassilik Sigli the Huntsman Sigmund The Merchant Swensen the Navigator Thorvald the Warrior Docks Haskell Jarvald Lokar Searunner Maria Gunnars Mord Gunnars Sailor Torfinn Rellekka Longhall Bjorn Eldgrim Fridgeir Hambling Longhall Bouncer Ospak Styrmir Thora the Barkeep Torbrund
Shops	Sigmund the Merchant Fremennik Fish Monger Fremennik Fur Trader Skulgrimen's Battle Gear Yrsa's Accoutrements Yrsa's Shoe Store
Features	Anvil Dairy churn Dairy cow Furnace Small Net/Bait Harpoon/Cage Harpoon/Big Net House portal Potter's Wheel Rellekka Rooftop Course Rellekka Longhall Bar Rellekka mine Sand pit Spinning wheel Taskmaster
Transport	Jatizso Neitiznot Ungael Miscellania Pirates' cove Waterbirth Island
Related	Enchanted lyre Strange altar Fremennik boat