The Face

The Face
Released								28 November 2005 (Update)
Members								Yes
Race								Human
Quest								Ratcatchers
Location								Port Sarim
League region								Asgarnia✓
Gender								Female
Options								Talk-to
Examine								Once beautiful, now repugnant.
Map
Advanced data
NPC ID								4590
Link								MOID

The Face is a lady notable for her ugly face. She is found guarding the Port Sarim Rat Pits with her cat Bellemorde. If a player tries to talk to her outside the Ratcatchers quest, she will look through the player as if they don't exist. After the Ratcatchers quest she lets players into the manhole, where their cats can fight other players' cats.

• The Face is the solution to the easy cryptic clue: The hand ain't listening. This is a play on the phrase "Talk to the hand, because the face ain't listening."

v t e Ratcatchers
NPCs	Gertrude Grimesquit Phingspet Jimmy Dazzler Hooknosed Jack Smokin' Joe The Face Felkrash Ali the Snake Charmer Apothecary King rat Gamer Mansion Attendants Guard Councillor Halgrive Spice seller Ali Morrisane Silk merchant Zenesha Silver merchant Ceril Carnillean Henryeta Carnillean Fur trader Gem merchant Cats Trotters Bones Pox The Beast Bellemorde
Items	Cat antipoison Directions Music scroll Poisoned cheese Pot of weeds Smouldering pot Rat poison Book (Ratpits)
Rewards	Rat pole Rat Pits
Locations and scenery	Locations Ratcatchers Mansion Varrock Port Sarim East Ardougne Rat Pits Scenery Stale beer barrel Money Pot
Music	The Noble Rodent Rat Hunt Bubble and Squeak Sarim's Vermin Rat a Tat Tat Catch Me If You Can
Miscellaneous	Transcript Quick guide

v t e Rat Pits
NPCs	Rat Gamer Barman East Ardougne Jimmy Dazzler Bones Claude Topsy Varrock Hooknosed Jack Pox Fluffs (Gertrude's cat) Treacle Mittens Keldagrim Smokin' Joe The Beast Anleif Fior Oxi Rauborn Sagira Vaeringk Captain Tom Loki Port Sarim The Face Bellemorde Felkrash Turbogroomer Pusskins
Shops	Ratpit bar
Scenery	Rat trap
Music	Bubble and Squeak Catch Me If You Can Rat a Tat Tat Sarim's Vermin

v t e Port Sarim
Inhabitants	Bellemorde Betty Brian Captain Tobias Dodgy geezer(removed) The Face Frizzy Skernip Gerrant Grum Jobless Jim Klarense Monk of Entrana Redbeard Frank Seaman Lorris Seaman Thresnor Squire Trader Crewmember Trader Stan Veos Wydin Rusty Anchor Inn Ahab Bartender Jack Seagull Longbow Ben Port Sarim jail Cap'n Hand Guard Security Guard Wormbrain Black knight Guard (sleeping) Rat Pits Barman Felkrash Gamer Pusskins Turbogroomer
Shops	Betty's Magic Emporium. Brian's Battleaxe Bazaar. Food Store Gerrant's Fishy Business. Grum's Gold Exchange.
Features	Altar Port Sarim jail Rat Pits Ratpit bar Rusty Anchor Inn
Transport	Charter Entrana Karamja Land's End Pest Control Port Piscarilius