Message (Theatre of Blood)

I wish you to know of the intense pleasure I am deriving as I observe your struggles in the Theatre. Your desperation in the face of your foe, coupled with the relief you show when you survive for just a few moments longer - the sight and scent of your travails are delicious. Bravo, you are a most talented performer!

If circumstances were otherwise, I would dearly love to summon you to my own castle's dungeon, where I could sample your pain in a more intimate setting. But, alas, your life will surely end with this performance, this swan song.

I thus send you some nourishment to prolong my pleasure as I watch you struggle.

The Theatre's not my thing, but it beats getting cussed at every time she thinks I'm interrupting her reading, so you may as well have some stuff to keep you fighting for longer.

Your pitiful attempts to survive Verzik's Theatre are quite laughable. However, you are clearly under the impression that you can survive the challenges ahead, so I hereby enclose some supplies to prolong the agony for you.

I'm not much into the blood sports myself, but my husband's totally obsessed with watching this stuff. As long as he's busy watching you, he won't keep bothering me, so I can get on with this book I'm trying to read.

Here's some supplies to make your fight go on longer.

You fight well, for a human. I doubt my wife and I will find anyone more diverting to watch in the near future, so we are sending you this package to ensure your fight does not end immediately.

You've putting up a good fight there. Have some food to keep yourself going a bit longer.

If anyone's ever going to beat this Theatre, I'd like to see it be you. But that's not going to happen, obviously - it's far too hard for a human.

Here's something to help you take the fight all the way to Verzik - give Her Freaky Ladyship a wallop from me, if you can!

And hey, Ladyship, I bet you've got your goofy orators reading all these messages, but you're never going to know who I am!

lol

Your struggle has been most entertaining so far. My wife and I wish to see more of your antics before you perish, so we are sending you some supplies to keep you alive for longer.