Joe

Joe
Released								7 February 2006 (Update)
Members								Yes
Race								Human
Location								Mos Le'Harmless
League region								Morytania✓
Shop								Harpoon Joe's House of 'Rum'.
Gender								Male
Options								Talk-to, Trade
Examine								Harpoon Joe.
Map
Advanced data
NPC ID								4019
Link								MOID

Harpoon Joe (called Joe in-game) is a barman who sells wine, 'rum', beer and stew in his pub, Harpoon Joe's House of 'Rum'. on Mos Le'Harmless. He is not very welcoming to patrons who do not wish to purchase anything from him, and asks them to "Stop takin' up me floor space". Players need to have a book o' piracy when trying to trade with him, otherwise he will respond with unintelligible pirate slang.

His name comes from the fact he has a harpoon as his left hand. When asked how he got his harpoon hand, he will start telling a story about how he got attacked by an Albatross in a fierce storm. The player then stops him from finishing his story and inquires where he bought the harpoon hand itself and not how he got it. Joe then angrily tells the player that unless they hear his story, he is not going to tell them how he got it.

• Joe's bar is next door to a bar owned by Mama. Together their names form "Joe Mama", or "yo mama."

v t e Mos Le'Harmless
Inhabitants	Bill Teach Brother Tranquility Cavey Davey Charley Fancy Dan Honest Jimmy Joe Mama Mike Patchy Pirate San Fan Smith Trader Crewmember Monsters Albino bat Cave horror Crab Giant mosquito Jungle horror Monkey Snake Swarm (sweetflies)
Shops	Dodgy Mike's Second Hand Clothing. Harpoon Joe's House of 'Rum'. Honest Jimmy's House of Stuff The Other Inn. Two Feet Charley's Fish Shop.
Features	Mos Le'Harmless Cave (entrance) Trouble Brewing Ancient Pillar Slab