Grim reaper's diary

My Diary
By Grim

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---12th Bennath
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I had such a busy day dealing out death today, not easy being grim. Realised that Albert is such a good servant. He seems to have the house in full working order. I shall have to congratulate him tomorrow. Spent some well deserved time sharpening my scythe - Albert kindly reminded me to put the sharpener back in the cabinet. Such a good chap!

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---13th Bennath
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Went to the Wilderness today, plenty of foolish people surrending their lives to me without thought! My back is killing me from all the standing around waiting. Must get that seen to. Got my robes stained from one victim. Simply ruined! I decided to throw them in the fireplace - will light the fire soon. Oh, and I must remember to phone mother.

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---14th Bennath
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A tragic day. Albert and I were in the garden looking at the state of the spider nest. I decided to pat my trusty servant on the back in thanks for all his hard work. Sadly my touch of death killed him instantly. Feel quite guilty.

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---20th Bennath
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House is getting into quite a state without Albert, things strewn all over the place. Almost trod on the eye of my mentor, euw. I put the eye back on the shelf so he can watch over me and make sure I stay true my mentor's teachings. Went into Varrock to buy some new robes, people kept running away in fear, and so it was difficult to find a sale.

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---21st Bennath
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Decided to spend a bit of my time tidying today - really isn't an easy job! In my activities I found my old voice of doom potion on the bookcase - perfect for giving people a good scare! Oh I do love my job.

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---22nd Bennath
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Ordered a new servant today from the agency, got a 10% discount for getting past the 1000th servant mark. Woo hoo! The agency sent me his last will and testament. Shall have to sit on that for a while.

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---23rd Bennath
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Aquired some bones today, my dog Growler shall appreciate them as a treat next time he behaves. The problem is there aren't many barriers he can't devour so I decided to lock the bones up in a chest.

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---24th Bennath
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My plan to make undead fish is going quite well. I managed to obtain a resurrection hourglass today so have added that to the fish tank to finish off the process. It's so difficult to have pets when anything you touch does horrifically. I remember having a rabbit once that exploded when I fed it a carrot.

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---25th Bennath
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Got back home today find Growler has rune around the house creating havok. He even ate the postman. I scolded him, so hopefully he won't do it again soon. All my things are in such a mess. I'm surely going to have to find someone to tidy things up before my new servant arrives. Don't want to seem totally incapable of looking after myself.